Having children is like voluntarily going insane.

mommabrooksie:

mamacakes523:

“Oh good morning love, you’re so cute!”

Five seconds later…

“Oh dear God how did you even make that much shit, jesus take the wheel.”

“Oh you’re so adorable!” *snuggles*

*baby barf all over*

“Omg you little shit why.”

Screaming for two hours

“WHY DID I THINK KIDS WERE A GOOD IDEA PLEASE GOD WHY”

Two minutes later

“Omg yer so precious sleeping *takes 50 million pictures*”

the accuracy

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

ianthe:
preferred mode of travel tbh

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

ianthe:

preferred mode of travel tbh

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Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my 

  • cellular number
  • snapchat
  • twitter
  • facebook
  • skype
  • email
  • facetime
  • first born

you know, anything you want

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Hello everyone. I’m almost 21 and had never been in the arch until yesterday. And yes, I grew up in Saint Louis. Haha. #arch #stl

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY TO ME.

overhumor:

wow she has really long le—
wait

overhumor:

wow she has really long le—

wait

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hahahaha-idk:

doctorcaslock:

fleurishes:

kindagamey:

There is only one woman in the world. One woman, with many faces.- Nikos Kazantzakis

Always always always reblog.

TIME LORD ALERT

This is one of the creepiest gifs i have seen, cause it looks like shes blinking…..

hahahaha-idk:

doctorcaslock:

fleurishes:

kindagamey:

There is only one woman in the world. One woman, with many faces.
- Nikos Kazantzakis

Always always always reblog.

TIME LORD ALERT

This is one of the creepiest gifs i have seen, cause it looks like shes blinking…..

(Source: skinned-teen)

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